REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
Posted this shit on tumblr. You done fucked up, son.
i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E
hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse
holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK
Is Dutch even a real language
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
has no one asked how they found out this kid wasn’t russian
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
The clockwork droids? Really?
are you kidding me I still go cold if I hear ticking in a room with no clock
The thing from midnight is the most terrifying thing ever
The humans in midnight were the scariest things ever.
The midnight one and the mars one still terrify me
Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)
okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.
has anyone listened to this?
it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.
this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.
whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels
you know the final episode of s3 is going to hurt like hell because the BBC is being generous as fuck this week
instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to…
target is getting so chill
what do men want? it’s sausage. so much sausage. tons of sausage. They want their chapped. Burly lips wrapped around a length of greasy sausage as it runs over their tongues, probes, and then gently slides down the back of their throats